Posts Tagged: sex

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    Happy Ending 1:3 – The Return Of Prince Charming – July 2013

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    There are moments in one’s life where the world is turned on its head, when everything you’ve ever believed in is shattered into a million pieces, when who you thought you were is somehow unravelled and what comes out of your mouth is as surprising to you as it is to everyone else. There are… Read more »

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    Overly Cautious Dramaqueen – April 2013

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     Growing up, fears were supposed to be nothing more than silly nonsense that age would soon cure: the dread of not reaching the potty on time and soiling my pants – yet again; the panic in PE of my classmates realising I had no pubic hair; or the fright on finding out I was interested… Read more »

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    Habemus Papam (Censored) – March 2013

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    The College of Cardinals started entering the room, one by one, boomingly announced by the Master of Ceremony who declared their names and responsibilities with a slight tinge of irony in his voice. Lining up behind a curtain, waiting for their names to be called, they reluctantly logged off Twitter, switched off their mobile phones… Read more »

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    Amour à la French – February 2013

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    L’amour… This je-ne-sais-quoi that brings joie de vivre and raison d’être ; an oeuvre of lèse majesté against reason, a collage of cliché, a nuance palette, par excellence, of avant-garde romanticism. When a bel esprit starts to gaffe, to volte-face, cherchez la femme! On meeting la jolie au courant in her bouffant beige blouson and béret,… Read more »

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    Trinder Logs – Episode 05 – UKIP

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    The End is Here 2:2 – December 2012

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    I don’t know if it was her screaming or her breast beating against my chest that woke me up but I woke up. It took me a while to understand where I was. Ultimately it was my flatmates, laughing their asses off, standing over me that did the trick. I was naked, a woman on… Read more »

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    The End is Nigh 1:2 – November 2012

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    Blacking out is, to some, a rite of passage that turns a boy into a man. I’ve never been a heavy drinker, never finding binging that appealing to start with but rites of passage are what they are and you cannot escape them. I remember an American blockbuster, The Hangover, where a bachelor party wakes… Read more »

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    Summer trilogy …The Morning After 3/3 – September 2012

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    My eyes are closed. I can feel every inch of my skin with an awareness unknown to me until then. My body feels warm and alive as though a bright light is emanating from it – They must have put something in my drink! Nonetheless, I keep my eyes firmly closed. I know I’m lying… Read more »

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    Summer trilogy – The Night Before… 2:3 – August 2012

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    It’s been three days since the intervention during which my friends took over my life and decided to get me laid against my will. Pride is in full swing. There isn’t a single corner of the city left to the breeders; I wonder where they’ve gone. My living room has become the HQ of operations…. Read more »

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    Summer Trilogy – Pride & Prejudice 1:3 – July 2012

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    Pride! A time to get together, let our flame shine bright and be our fabulous over-the-top selves. A time when Madrid turns into a flamboyant ray of diversity: where colours, sizes and shapes don’t matter anymore (as long as you’re drunk enough). A time most of us have been preparing for months by carefully shopping… Read more »